tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7224947656059342352011-07-08T05:57:25.210-07:00Mummy'S DeViLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09165808923898584229noreply@blogger.comBlogger181100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-722494765605934235.post-7485427776800831502010-03-30T07:29:00.000-07:002010-03-30T08:33:43.435-07:00Below is the conversation between a stupid customer and a lovely sales asistant...<br /><br />C stand for customer<br />S stand for sales asistant..<br /><br />C: Hello, sini got sell jam? ( the jam in Malay means clock..no choice sometimes there are customer like "speaking" to you even they cannot speak in complete sentence, and that is a stupid question, hundred of clock is hang on the wall behind me !)<br /><br />S: Of course, there are many choices here, you are looking for what type of clock ?<br /><br />C: Oic, mana ? mana? ( What the heck??? Are u Blind??)<br /><br />S: Just right behind me( pointed his finger to the wall) , you can came near to have a look .<br /><br />C: Oooo..i am looking for jam tiada battery..sini ada right?<br /><br />S: You are looking for mechanical clock rite? Those in first row is mechanical clock. (in mechanical clock, you have to use key to coil up a spiral spring called main spring as power source)<br /><br />C : No No , i want automatic clock, macam automatic watch punya, tak payah kunci ! ( an automatic watch is a mechanical watch whose mainspring is wound automatically by the natural motion of the wearer's arm, make it unnecessary to manually wind the watch......and the main point is , you have to wear it on your hand!)<br /><br />S : Sorry boss, macam itu punya jam u kena goyang dia baru gerak la. ( the sales asistant decide changes his language to bahasa so his customer can stop talking combo english)<br /><br />C: I know I know so sebelum gantung i goyang it la. ( Jaws dropped * he still dun understand what i mean !)<br /><br />S: Macam itu awak kena goyang tiap tiap hari wo.. boleh ke?( normally a fully winded automatics watch can just keep functioning for 40 hours if remained stationary )<br /><br />C: No la , i pakai macam itu punya jam tangan i know ma, u kedai kecil tiada saja la. ( sales asistant feel wan cry when talk to this fellow!)<br /><br />S: Ya la kedai kita kecil tiada punya , u pergi jepun la, sana mungkin ada jual . ( Since japan have earthquake may be he can get that kind of thing there, clock power by earthquake so no movement need!)<br /><br />C : Nevermind la , so macam this red punya jam berapa?<br /><br />S: Rm369 after discont.( Finally customer act like normal..)<br /><br />C: Ini tahan ke? macam lembut saja? Senang rosak?( He have superman eye which can scan an object and getting what is it material without touching it.)<br /><br />S : This is solid wood, and we warranty for one year for its machine.<br /><br />C: Macam this jatuh dari dinding mesti rosak punya.( Stupid! All clock dropped from 3 meter above floor sure spoiled la ! )<br /><br />S: ....( he feel lazy to talk d )<br /><br />C: So this is water resistant? How many meters ? ( OMG.. he want bring a wooden clock with more than 40 cm diamater into his swimming pool??)<br /><br />S: Boss , sini tiada jam water resistant punya la, mana u mau letak jam ini ?<br /><br />C: Ceh, u sini wat also tak ada , kedai kecil, tak apa la .( after he say this he straight away walk out from shop)<br /><br />In conclusion, the sales asistant think the place he want to put the clock is on the sea bed of pacific plate (place where massive earthquake occurs constantly )<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/722494765605934235-748542777680083150?l=xvioxviiioixoxivoiiiov.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mummy'S DeViLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09165808923898584229noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-722494765605934235.post-79152277782385414562010-02-21T17:21:00.000-08:002010-02-21T17:26:52.902-08:00未能从一次次的失败中吸取教训，<br />是我最致命的缺点。。。<br />无论跌多少次。。<br />也未能成功地站起来。。。<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/722494765605934235-7915227778238541456?l=xvioxviiioixoxivoiiiov.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mummy'S DeViLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09165808923898584229noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-722494765605934235.post-42951979408421690632010-01-28T07:25:00.000-08:002010-01-28T07:26:28.065-08:00Stepping into dark side..but it feel good ...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/722494765605934235-4295197940842169063?l=xvioxviiioixoxivoiiiov.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mummy'S DeViLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09165808923898584229noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-722494765605934235.post-30813687377104160922010-01-18T01:12:00.000-08:002010-01-18T01:25:00.361-08:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9Qo8Y8G_s2I/S1QmVjWOkbI/AAAAAAAAAAY/J8L3rsgk99c/s1600-h/aino.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5428005602595869106" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9Qo8Y8G_s2I/S1QmVjWOkbI/AAAAAAAAAAY/J8L3rsgk99c/s320/aino.jpg" /></a><br /><div>After C905 and X1 , here came another phone tat gain my attention..<span style="font-size:180%;color:#000099;">Aino</span>! Wan it so much !</div><div>No doubt, i am actually attract by its outlook before looking at its function XD </div><div>But well, the function is not bad wat ,</div><div>8.1 megabixel camera and touchscreen ,</div><div>is enough for me ^^</div><div>hehe hope tat someone can put it into my angpao and give to me kaka XD tat is impossible la haha</div><div>well, i will grab u home when ur price drop</div><div>but now,</div><div>just see the pic first T.T</div><div> </div><div> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/722494765605934235-3081368737710416092?l=xvioxviiioixoxivoiiiov.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mummy'S DeViLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09165808923898584229noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-722494765605934235.post-58259247744110616792010-01-16T16:41:00.000-08:002010-01-16T16:57:12.689-08:00well..<br />actually i not really enjoy holiday<br />honestly<br />feel tat i am start to lossing connection with all my friends..<br />hear non of their news..<br />i am outdating i know..<br />no choice..<br />i cannot join most of their activity..<br />wat to do..<br /><br />by the way..<br />when there r all old man in ur work place..<br />i think u will understand how was my situation..<br />silent when no customer..boring..no one to talk<br />and pls old man<br />dun talk to me if u r just going to talk about some lame thing..<br />i din buy magnum or toto<br /><br /><br />lonely jungle man...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/722494765605934235-5825924774411061679?l=xvioxviiioixoxivoiiiov.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mummy'S DeViLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09165808923898584229noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-722494765605934235.post-74101702723523577792010-01-16T16:16:00.000-08:002010-01-16T16:27:24.915-08:00Ladies and Gentleman...<br />Pls...Pls..pls..<br />never never call me <span style="color:#6666cc;">18 </span>again ..<br />or <span style="color:#33ff33;">17</span> ..or <span style="color:#ff0000;">15</span>!<br />I am <span style="font-size:180%;color:#003300;">20</span> now! <br />Dun ever try to underestimate my ability.<br />just because i look..well ..'young' ..<br /><span style="color:#990000;">i can do more than you all think!</span><br /><span style="color:#990000;">I am no longer CHILD!!!!!!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/722494765605934235-7410170272352357779?l=xvioxviiioixoxivoiiiov.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mummy'S DeViLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09165808923898584229noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-722494765605934235.post-33224541456932642192010-01-10T05:03:00.000-08:002010-01-10T05:15:57.942-08:00Since i haven start my work<br />i have plenty of time every day<br />well<br />every day sleep and eat<br />the highest record is eat 8 time a day<br />6 30 am dim sam<br />9 00 am che chuong fan<br />10 30 am nasi lemak<br />1 00 pm pork mee<br />3 30 pm cake and tea<br />5 30 pm dinner at home<br />8 00 pm big apple donut<br />10 00 pm mamak food<br /><br />so sometime terrible happen<br />after stpm 54kg<br />now...<br />61kg..<br />err.. hahaha 7 kg..<br />not joking..<br />big jump in digit leh...OMG<br />hope tat the digit will stop jumping T.T<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/722494765605934235-3322454145693264219?l=xvioxviiioixoxivoiiiov.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mummy'S DeViLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09165808923898584229noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-722494765605934235.post-32324307268707264602009-12-02T06:53:00.000-08:002009-12-02T06:57:15.463-08:00sorry<br />due to technique problem<br />my phone number will be unavailable start from now<br />if any thing urgent<br />pls contact my home number<br />thank you ^^<br /><br />and finally<br />have a small reminder here...<br />DUN BUY C905...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/722494765605934235-3232430726870726460?l=xvioxviiioixoxivoiiiov.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mummy'S DeViLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09165808923898584229noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-722494765605934235.post-20859763434361534352009-08-06T07:27:00.000-07:002009-08-06T07:44:03.237-07:00how about one day when<br />rabbit become wolf..<br />angel became devil..<br />priest became murderer..<br />soldier became traitor..<br />and the Knight might take down his own castle...<br /><br />in order to protect themself...<br />they might dun want to be..<br />but they have to do that..<br />in order to survive ..<br />to gain back their own pride..<br />and grab wat they want..<br />no longer wait for feeding..<br />when everyone is not following rules..<br />why not we join them...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/722494765605934235-2085976343436153435?l=xvioxviiioixoxivoiiiov.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mummy'S DeViLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09165808923898584229noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-722494765605934235.post-43125533550233053112009-07-29T07:18:00.000-07:002009-07-29T07:38:15.171-07:00路人甲。。。<br />无论多努力。。<br />都只能是个路人甲。。<br />怎么尽力。。<br />都无法披上华衣。。<br />只能默默的站在角落。。<br />看着别人品尝着幸福的果实。。<br />因为。。<br />他只是渺小的路人甲。。。<br />非常渺小的路人甲。。。<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/722494765605934235-4312553355023305311?l=xvioxviiioixoxivoiiiov.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mummy'S DeViLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09165808923898584229noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-722494765605934235.post-28677713271890147252009-07-08T06:49:00.000-07:002009-07-08T07:33:31.342-07:00well , all these stories start when a MAN decide to attend tuition class at KL..<br /><br />first of all..i will like to mention here.<br />i never against any races..<br />all the story is just an individual cases..<br /><br />the bus is full of people ..<br />every one is rushing into de bus..<br />i have a very .....<br />i will like to say ..<br />STRATEGIC position<br />i wake by some environmental factor.<br />not too noisy.<br />but..<br />i am very sensitive when something approaching my nosetril..<br />especially that is someone hairs..<br />opss..<br />i means hairs from armpit..<br />thank you aunt....<br />thanks for waking me up..<br /><br /><br />WArNIng : check your armpit before taking your hand up.. especially in the bus<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Again.. many people in the bus<br />people are searching for seat<br />well ..i am surrounded by 6 indian ladies..<br />with big breast<br />extra big..<br />but<br />if they knock de wall with body straight..<br />i think their belly will hit de wall before their breast.<br />well along my journey<br />i am keep on hiting by their breast and butt..<br />SUFFER....<br />how came they din realise..<br /><br /><br />anyway i think i will be very safe when accident happen that time...<br /><br /><br />i have 6 airbag ^^<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />i have a seat beside the second door..<br />haha best seat with air con ^^<br />suddenly i saw a pregnant women with dozens of plastic bag..<br />standing there ..<br />omg..<br />so cham..<br />as a GENTLEMAN with kind heart and caring personality<br />i offer my place..<br />happy ending rite?<br /><br />nono<br />story haven end..<br />disaster start when she start the conversation with me..<br />when i said : you pregnant ma.sure very tired to standing there ..^^<br />smiling somemore<br /><br />luckily..there are just few min before my destination..<br />i run down from bus without turning my face back..<br />joker in bus run for his live...<br /><br /><br /><br />i am not pregnant .... she said =.=<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/722494765605934235-2867771327189014725?l=xvioxviiioixoxivoiiiov.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mummy'S DeViLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09165808923898584229noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-722494765605934235.post-10571727825895251792009-03-03T22:59:00.000-08:002009-03-04T00:24:56.124-08:00很久很久以前。。<br /><br />在河边有一座庙。<br /><br />庙里供奉着一座神像。<br /><br />一天， 一个恶人要过河。<br /><br />他不想涉水过河，于是便把神像横放在小河上，当桥过河。<br /><br />不久后，一个好人也要过河。<br /><br />不过，当他发现神像被横放在小河上时，<br /><br />连忙把神像上的脚印抹干，<br /><br />并把神像放回原位，然后涉水过河。<br /><br /><br /><br />当天晚上，神明惩罚好人，原因是因为好人没有上香，<br /><br />判官感到好奇， 便问神明为何恶人安然无恙反而好人被惩罚，<br /><br />神明道；“惩罚好人是要让他知道， 神明是要被尊敬的。但是如果我惩罚恶人，难道我不怕他回来拆我的庙吗？好人好欺负嘛！”<br /><br />神明尚且欺善怕恶，何况是人！<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/722494765605934235-1057172782589525179?l=xvioxviiioixoxivoiiiov.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mummy'S DeViLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09165808923898584229noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-722494765605934235.post-74730424194606908062009-02-18T04:23:00.000-08:002009-02-18T04:54:23.342-08:00Time to awake, yin wei..<br />your daydream is too long...<br />don wasting your time and energy ..<br />stop to lost your direction ....<br />stop thinking non sense..<br />stop doing someting that will never success..<br />you had already try your best..<br />nothing to be regret at the future...<br />you have no time to disssapointed again and again..<br />you wun earn your A for that..<br />think for yourself..<br />back to your own track..<br />shift your attention..<br />do what you want to do..<br />you are behind others...<br />chase your time back...<br />from now ....<br />i know you always try your best in every thing you want do..<br />put all your efford..<br />to complete your dream...<br />Alaska is waiting for you...<br />never forgot the promise...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/722494765605934235-7473042419460690806?l=xvioxviiioixoxivoiiiov.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mummy'S DeViLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09165808923898584229noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-722494765605934235.post-46944677538898884802009-02-14T22:10:00.000-08:002009-02-14T22:41:09.488-08:00Well,<br />today is sunday...<br />the day after valentine..<br />today,<br />one of my best friend will take her flight to another place,<br />where people will celebrate their chrismas with singlet and short pants,<br />i am not good in express feeling, or idea..<br />so i hope u all can understand what i trying to say..<br />and that is also why..<br />i din say goodbye before she leave here.<br />i dun know what to say except goodbye...<br /><br />however<br />here,<br />i woud like to leave few word for her ...<br /><br />All the best...<br />even v are now at different places..<br />but v r still on the same planet..<br />our friendship will not disconnected...<br />because air and liquid are a good medium for transfer..<br />as time passed ..<br />and grow up..<br />pls do not forget ...<br />long time ago..<br />at somewhere<br />Latitude: 4° 0' 0" N<br />Longitude: 102° 0' 0" E<br />v were sharing happy school life with many friends..<br />u had playing part in our memories ...<br />and v will not forget you...<br /><br />friendship forever<br />goodbye my friend....<br />all the best...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/722494765605934235-4694467753889888480?l=xvioxviiioixoxivoiiiov.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mummy'S DeViLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09165808923898584229noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-722494765605934235.post-41960950418384460502009-02-12T04:12:00.000-08:002009-02-12T04:36:34.747-08:00Valentine day is coming...<br />countdown timer had activated..<br />well..<br /> just like every valentine day i passed each year...<br />facing wall in home..<br />will be very free.... very peace...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/722494765605934235-4196095041838446050?l=xvioxviiioixoxivoiiiov.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mummy'S DeViLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09165808923898584229noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-722494765605934235.post-18302836021247939632009-01-17T06:27:00.000-08:002009-01-17T07:23:12.353-08:00Everythings will have their own price....<br />you cannot get anything if you never sacrified something....<br />Men known this as "investment" ...<br /><br />Since long time ago ,<br />i been offer a luxury life by parents..<br />below is some of the criteria of my life....<br />1. considerable salary per month<br />2. Use my passport at least once per year<br />3. no request was needed to get what i want..( since that they will know what i want and get it for me before i ask)<br />4. no need to check out the price when buy cloth<br />5. Family shopping day every weekend<br />6. Anything that involving schoolwork can be prepared for me even at midnight..<br />7. They will send me by car to anywhere i want to go( that is why i only know how to take bus when form 5 )<br /><br />well...such a wonderful lifestyle rite..?<br />But all these criteria are under cetain terms and condition...<br /> let me explain 1 by 1<br />refer to no 1<br />u cannot use your money to buy any things you want..most of the thing would have to get permit from them...<br /><br />refer to no 5<br />u cannot go out shopping with friend more than once per month*(*refer to month in school holiday...may..nov and december..it is rare cases that allow u to out in other month)<br /><br />refer to 7<br />they wil not fetch u to place that they dun want u to go...they wun allow others came and fetch u too..!<br /><br />And all state above wil be ban once u broke following rules..<br />v known as "Adat Lee"....<br /><br />u are not allow to bring phone up stair even day time..<br />no one wil be allow to sit on the floor..(so the floor wun be sticky)<br />u are not allow to using phone during study time..<br />no nap is allow at afternoon or evening..<br />son is not allow to stay upstair at day time more than 15 min if no bussiness to do..(since my parent no daughter)<br />u are not allow to watch tv when eat..<br />ad finally...<br /><br />the most important.<br />u do not have the right to have girl friend before earning money.......=.=<br /><br />that is why i said..<br />everythings have its own price...<br />u have to sacrified in order to get something....<br />i sacrified freedom for all these..<br /><br /><br />...how about u?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/722494765605934235-1830283602124793963?l=xvioxviiioixoxivoiiiov.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mummy'S DeViLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09165808923898584229noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-722494765605934235.post-26759143293454910142009-01-15T05:04:00.000-08:002009-01-15T05:41:36.953-08:00I started to think this question since 2 years ago..<br />when the first time i leave the buku kawalan in lab..<br />and i decide to be alert every time..<br />and 2 years are past and my problem become more and more significant..<br />forgot to bring this forgot to bring that...<br />i am trying to improve..<br />try HARD...<br />stick paper full of reminder beside my bed before sleep..<br />but i forgot to see this paper after wake up..<br /><br />write my reminder on paper and put it beside my wallet..<br />but it look less efficient since i always forgot to bring my wallet...<br /><br />and finally i decide to wite on my hand before sleep..<br />and......i only remember after i brush my teeth..all words are gone..!<br /><br />well...<br /><br />this Blur attitude bring me alot of problem..<br />i always forgot to bring homework...<br />or ....forgot to pass up when i came in class late..<br />and every time the work is complete in home..<br />sometime is very embarrass whenyou are the only one who din pass up...<br />work is done but forgot to bring....<br />"wat a stupid excuse..."<br />i know..<br />this wat others think..<br />and teacher say .<br />"since u r not 3 years old kid....u should remember it..."<br />i know wat u think even u r smilling to me when said it...<br />you never believe that i am completing the work..<br />i am not FOOL..<br /><br />well ..lets check it out wat i always forgot to bring in daily life..<br />TOP 10 RANKING<br /><br />1 name tag<br />2 homework<br />3 blank A4 paper for work<br />4 pen<br />5 walllet<br />6 tie<br />7 Things that promise to bring to others<br />8 text book<br />9 watches<br />10 books<br />there are many more that i not list out here...<br />i am try to be alert..<br />now some ways are seems to work...<br />when i put some important thing into my wallet ..<br />i never forgot to bring it or tosss it into my washing mechine togother with my cloth...<br />but just walllet<br /><br />actually..<br />i prefer to finish my work at the moment..<br />but i seems to forgot and only remember at last minutes..<br />i had found no excuse to me to forgot ..<br />but i keep on forgoting...<br /><br />well... time to stop writting.<br />not the story end..<br />but ...just... suddenly...<br />i remember i forgot to do my PA work!!!!OMG!!!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/722494765605934235-2675914329345491014?l=xvioxviiioixoxivoiiiov.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mummy'S DeViLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09165808923898584229noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-722494765605934235.post-53570827981165389072008-12-07T16:12:00.000-08:002008-12-07T16:22:40.419-08:00It was 24hour ago when de last word came from my mouth..<br />within these this period<br />i never talk even a single word..<br />weird?<br />not i do not want to talk<br />just no one talk to me<br />all people seem to busy with their own work<br />parent are not at home yesterday<br />brother sick<br />i feel that mushroom are going to grow in my mouth..<br />boring...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/722494765605934235-5357082798116538907?l=xvioxviiioixoxivoiiiov.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mummy'S DeViLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09165808923898584229noreply@blogger.com2