Conversation

Below is the conversation between a stupid customer and a lovely sales asistant...

C stand for customer
S stand for sales asistant..

C: Hello, sini got sell jam? ( the jam in Malay means clock..no choice sometimes there are customer like "speaking" to you even they cannot speak in complete sentence, and that is a stupid question, hundred of clock is hang on the wall behind me !)

S: Of course, there are many choices here, you are looking for what type of clock ?

C: Oic, mana ? mana? ( What the heck??? Are u Blind??)

S: Just right behind me( pointed his finger to the wall) , you can came near to have a look .

C: Oooo..i am looking for jam tiada battery..sini ada right?

S: You are looking for mechanical clock rite? Those in first row is mechanical clock. (in mechanical clock, you have to use key to coil up a spiral spring called main spring as power source)

C : No No , i want automatic clock, macam automatic watch punya, tak payah kunci ! ( an automatic watch is a mechanical watch whose mainspring is wound automatically by the natural motion of the wearer's arm, make it unnecessary to manually wind the watch......and the main point is , you have to wear it on your hand!)

S : Sorry boss, macam itu punya jam u kena goyang dia baru gerak la. ( the sales asistant decide changes his language to bahasa so his customer can stop talking combo english)

C: I know I know so sebelum gantung i goyang it la. ( Jaws dropped * he still dun understand what i mean !)

S: Macam itu awak kena goyang tiap tiap hari wo.. boleh ke?( normally a fully winded automatics watch can just keep functioning for 40 hours if remained stationary )

C: No la , i pakai macam itu punya jam tangan i know ma, u kedai kecil tiada saja la. ( sales asistant feel wan cry when talk to this fellow!)

S: Ya la kedai kita kecil tiada punya , u pergi jepun la, sana mungkin ada jual . ( Since japan have earthquake may be he can get that kind of thing there, clock power by earthquake so no movement need!)

C : Nevermind la , so macam this red punya jam berapa?

S: Rm369 after discont.( Finally customer act like normal..)

C: Ini tahan ke? macam lembut saja? Senang rosak?( He have superman eye which can scan an object and getting what is it material without touching it.)

S : This is solid wood, and we warranty for one year for its machine.

C: Macam this jatuh dari dinding mesti rosak punya.( Stupid! All clock dropped from 3 meter above floor sure spoiled la ! )

S: ....( he feel lazy to talk d )

C: So this is water resistant? How many meters ? ( OMG.. he want bring a wooden clock with more than 40 cm diamater into his swimming pool??)

S: Boss , sini tiada jam water resistant punya la, mana u mau letak jam ini ?

C: Ceh, u sini wat also tak ada , kedai kecil, tak apa la .( after he say this he straight away walk out from shop)

In conclusion, the sales asistant think the place he want to put the clock is on the sea bed of pacific plate (place where massive earthquake occurs constantly )

Aino...aino

After C905 and X1 , here came another phone tat gain my attention..Aino! Wan it so much !

No doubt, i am actually attract by its outlook before looking at its function XD

But well, the function is not bad wat ,

8.1 megabixel camera and touchscreen ,

is enough for me ^^

hehe hope tat someone can put it into my angpao and give to me kaka XD tat is impossible la haha

well, i will grab u home when ur price drop

but now,

just see the pic first T.T

No More 18 !

Ladies and Gentleman...
Pls...Pls..pls..
never never call me 18 again ..
or 17 ..or 15!
I am 20 now!
Dun ever try to underestimate my ability.
just because i look..well ..'young' ..
i can do more than you all think!
I am no longer CHILD!!!!!!

Gain weight

Since i haven start my work
i have plenty of time every day
well
every day sleep and eat
the highest record is eat 8 time a day
6 30 am dim sam
9 00 am che chuong fan
10 30 am nasi lemak
1 00 pm pork mee
3 30 pm cake and tea
5 30 pm dinner at home
8 00 pm big apple donut
10 00 pm mamak food

so something terrible happen
after stpm 54kg
now...
61kg..
err.. hahaha 7 kg..
not joking..
big jump in digit leh...OMG
hope tat the digit will stop jumping T.T

Mr . KLF

路人甲。。。
无论多努力。。
都只能是个路人甲。。
怎么尽力。。
都无法披上华衣。。
只能默默的站在角落。。
看着别人品尝着幸福的果实。。
因为。。
他只是渺小的路人甲。。。
非常渺小的路人甲。。。

Stories in bus

well , all these stories start when a MAN decide to attend tuition class at KL..

first of all..i will like to mention here.
i never against any races..
all the story is just an individual cases..

the bus is full of people ..
every one is rushing into de bus..
i have a very .....
i will like to say ..
STRATEGIC position
i wake by some environmental factor.
not too noisy.
but..
i am very sensitive when something approaching my nosetril..
especially that is someone hairs..
opss..
i means hairs from armpit..
thank you aunt....
thanks for waking me up..


WArNIng : check your armpit before taking your hand up.. especially in the bus






Again.. many people in the bus
people are searching for seat
well ..i am surrounded by 6 indian ladies..
with big breast
extra big..
but
if they knock de wall with body straight..
i think their belly will hit de wall before their breast.
well along my journey
i am keep on hiting by their breast and butt..
SUFFER....
how came they din realise..


anyway i think i will be very safe when accident happen that time...


i have 6 airbag ^^





i have a seat beside the second door..
haha best seat with air con ^^
suddenly i saw a pregnant women with dozens of plastic bag..
standing there ..
omg..
so cham..
as a GENTLEMAN with kind heart and caring personality
i offer my place..
happy ending rite?

nono
story haven end..
disaster start when she start the conversation with me..
when i said : you pregnant ma.sure very tired to standing there ..^^
smiling somemore

luckily..there are just few min before my destination..
i run down from bus without turning my face back..
joker in bus run for his live...



i am not pregnant .... she said =.=

勿当好人..

很久很久以前。。

在河边有一座庙。

庙里供奉着一座神像。

一天， 一个恶人要过河。

他不想涉水过河，于是便把神像横放在小河上，当桥过河。

不久后，一个好人也要过河。

不过，当他发现神像被横放在小河上时，

连忙把神像上的脚印抹干，

并把神像放回原位，然后涉水过河。



当天晚上，神明惩罚好人，原因是因为好人没有上香，

判官感到好奇， 便问神明为何恶人安然无恙反而好人被惩罚，

神明道；“惩罚好人是要让他知道， 神明是要被尊敬的。但是如果我惩罚恶人，难道我不怕他回来拆我的庙吗？好人好欺负嘛！”

神明尚且欺善怕恶，何况是人！