Conversation

Below is the conversation between a stupid customer and a lovely sales asistant...

C stand for customer
S stand for sales asistant..

C: Hello, sini got sell jam? ( the jam in Malay means clock..no choice sometimes there are customer like "speaking" to you even they cannot speak in complete sentence, and that is a stupid question, hundred of clock is hang on the wall behind me !)

S: Of course, there are many choices here, you are looking for what type of clock ?

C: Oic, mana ? mana? ( What the heck??? Are u Blind??)

S: Just right behind me( pointed his finger to the wall) , you can came near to have a look .

C: Oooo..i am looking for jam tiada battery..sini ada right?

S: You are looking for mechanical clock rite? Those in first row is mechanical clock. (in mechanical clock, you have to use key to coil up a spiral spring called main spring as power source)

C : No No , i want automatic clock, macam automatic watch punya, tak payah kunci ! ( an automatic watch is a mechanical watch whose mainspring is wound automatically by the natural motion of the wearer's arm, make it unnecessary to manually wind the watch......and the main point is , you have to wear it on your hand!)

S : Sorry boss, macam itu punya jam u kena goyang dia baru gerak la. ( the sales asistant decide changes his language to bahasa so his customer can stop talking combo english)

C: I know I know so sebelum gantung i goyang it la. ( Jaws dropped * he still dun understand what i mean !)

S: Macam itu awak kena goyang tiap tiap hari wo.. boleh ke?( normally a fully winded automatics watch can just keep functioning for 40 hours if remained stationary )

C: No la , i pakai macam itu punya jam tangan i know ma, u kedai kecil tiada saja la. ( sales asistant feel wan cry when talk to this fellow!)

S: Ya la kedai kita kecil tiada punya , u pergi jepun la, sana mungkin ada jual . ( Since japan have earthquake may be he can get that kind of thing there, clock power by earthquake so no movement need!)

C : Nevermind la , so macam this red punya jam berapa?

S: Rm369 after discont.( Finally customer act like normal..)

C: Ini tahan ke? macam lembut saja? Senang rosak?( He have superman eye which can scan an object and getting what is it material without touching it.)

S : This is solid wood, and we warranty for one year for its machine.

C: Macam this jatuh dari dinding mesti rosak punya.( Stupid! All clock dropped from 3 meter above floor sure spoiled la ! )

S: ....( he feel lazy to talk d )

C: So this is water resistant? How many meters ? ( OMG.. he want bring a wooden clock with more than 40 cm diamater into his swimming pool??)

S: Boss , sini tiada jam water resistant punya la, mana u mau letak jam ini ?

C: Ceh, u sini wat also tak ada , kedai kecil, tak apa la .( after he say this he straight away walk out from shop)

In conclusion, the sales asistant think the place he want to put the clock is on the sea bed of pacific plate (place where massive earthquake occurs constantly )

Aino...aino

After C905 and X1 , here came another phone tat gain my attention..Aino! Wan it so much !

No doubt, i am actually attract by its outlook before looking at its function XD

But well, the function is not bad wat ,

8.1 megabixel camera and touchscreen ,

is enough for me ^^

hehe hope tat someone can put it into my angpao and give to me kaka XD tat is impossible la haha

well, i will grab u home when ur price drop

but now,

just see the pic first T.T

No More 18 !

Ladies and Gentleman...
Pls...Pls..pls..
never never call me 18 again ..
or 17 ..or 15!
I am 20 now!
Dun ever try to underestimate my ability.
just because i look..well ..'young' ..
i can do more than you all think!
I am no longer CHILD!!!!!!

Gain weight

Since i haven start my work
i have plenty of time every day
well
every day sleep and eat
the highest record is eat 8 time a day
6 30 am dim sam
9 00 am che chuong fan
10 30 am nasi lemak
1 00 pm pork mee
3 30 pm cake and tea
5 30 pm dinner at home
8 00 pm big apple donut
10 00 pm mamak food

so something terrible happen
after stpm 54kg
now...
61kg..
err.. hahaha 7 kg..
not joking..
big jump in digit leh...OMG
hope tat the digit will stop jumping T.T