Mr . KLF

路人甲。。。
无论多努力。。
都只能是个路人甲。。
怎么尽力。。
都无法披上华衣。。
只能默默的站在角落。。
看着别人品尝着幸福的果实。。
因为。。
他只是渺小的路人甲。。。
非常渺小的路人甲。。。

Stories in bus

well , all these stories start when a MAN decide to attend tuition class at KL..

first of all..i will like to mention here.
i never against any races..
all the story is just an individual cases..

the bus is full of people ..
every one is rushing into de bus..
i have a very .....
i will like to say ..
STRATEGIC position
i wake by some environmental factor.
not too noisy.
but..
i am very sensitive when something approaching my nosetril..
especially that is someone hairs..
opss..
i means hairs from armpit..
thank you aunt....
thanks for waking me up..


WArNIng : check your armpit before taking your hand up.. especially in the bus






Again.. many people in the bus
people are searching for seat
well ..i am surrounded by 6 indian ladies..
with big breast
extra big..
but
if they knock de wall with body straight..
i think their belly will hit de wall before their breast.
well along my journey
i am keep on hiting by their breast and butt..
SUFFER....
how came they din realise..


anyway i think i will be very safe when accident happen that time...


i have 6 airbag ^^





i have a seat beside the second door..
haha best seat with air con ^^
suddenly i saw a pregnant women with dozens of plastic bag..
standing there ..
omg..
so cham..
as a GENTLEMAN with kind heart and caring personality
i offer my place..
happy ending rite?

nono
story haven end..
disaster start when she start the conversation with me..
when i said : you pregnant ma.sure very tired to standing there ..^^
smiling somemore

luckily..there are just few min before my destination..
i run down from bus without turning my face back..
joker in bus run for his live...



i am not pregnant .... she said =.=

勿当好人..

很久很久以前。。

在河边有一座庙。

庙里供奉着一座神像。

一天， 一个恶人要过河。

他不想涉水过河，于是便把神像横放在小河上，当桥过河。

不久后，一个好人也要过河。

不过，当他发现神像被横放在小河上时，

连忙把神像上的脚印抹干，

并把神像放回原位，然后涉水过河。



当天晚上，神明惩罚好人，原因是因为好人没有上香，

判官感到好奇， 便问神明为何恶人安然无恙反而好人被惩罚，

神明道；“惩罚好人是要让他知道， 神明是要被尊敬的。但是如果我惩罚恶人，难道我不怕他回来拆我的庙吗？好人好欺负嘛！”

神明尚且欺善怕恶，何况是人！

Say Goodbye...

Well,
today is sunday...
the day after valentine..
today,
one of my best friend will take her flight to another place,
where people will celebrate their chrismas with singlet and short pants,
i am not good in express feeling, or idea..
so i hope u all can understand what i trying to say..
and that is also why..
i din say goodbye before she leave here.
i dun know what to say except goodbye...

however
here,
i woud like to leave few word for her ...

All the best...
even v are now at different places..
but v r still on the same planet..
our friendship will not disconnected...
because air and liquid are a good medium for transfer..
as time passed ..
and grow up..
pls do not forget ...
long time ago..
at somewhere
Latitude: 4° 0' 0" N
Longitude: 102° 0' 0" E
v were sharing happy school life with many friends..
u had playing part in our memories ...
and v will not forget you...

friendship forever
goodbye my friend....
all the best...

Freedom..

Everythings will have their own price....
you cannot get anything if you never sacrified something....
Men known this as "investment" ...

Since long time ago ,
i been offer a luxury life by parents..
below is some of the criteria of my life....
1. considerable salary per month
2. Use my passport at least once per year
3. no request was needed to get what i want..( since that they will know what i want and get it for me before i ask)
4. no need to check out the price when buy cloth
5. Family shopping day every weekend
6. Anything that involving schoolwork can be prepared for me even at midnight..
7. They will send me by car to anywhere i want to go( that is why i only know how to take bus when form 5 )

well...such a wonderful lifestyle rite..?
But all these criteria are under cetain terms and condition...
let me explain 1 by 1
refer to no 1
u cannot use your money to buy any things you want..most of the thing would have to get permit from them...

refer to no 5
u cannot go out shopping with friend more than once per month*(*refer to month in school holiday...may..nov and december..it is rare cases that allow u to out in other month)

refer to 7
they wil not fetch u to place that they dun want u to go...they wun allow others came and fetch u too..!

And all state above wil be ban once u broke following rules..
v known as "Adat Lee"....

u are not allow to bring phone up stair even day time..
no one wil be allow to sit on the floor..(so the floor wun be sticky)
u are not allow to using phone during study time..
no nap is allow at afternoon or evening..
son is not allow to stay upstair at day time more than 15 min if no bussiness to do..(since my parent no daughter)
u are not allow to watch tv when eat..
ad finally...

the most important.
u do not have the right to have girl friend before earning money.......=.=

that is why i said..
everythings have its own price...
u have to sacrified in order to get something....
i sacrified freedom for all these..


...how about u?

Blur..Blur..blur

I started to think this question since 2 years ago..
when the first time i leave the buku kawalan in lab..
and i decide to be alert every time..
and 2 years are past and my problem become more and more significant..
forgot to bring this forgot to bring that...
i am trying to improve..
try HARD...
stick paper full of reminder beside my bed before sleep..
but i forgot to see this paper after wake up..

write my reminder on paper and put it beside my wallet..
but it look less efficient since i always forgot to bring my wallet...

and finally i decide to wite on my hand before sleep..
and......i only remember after i brush my teeth..all words are gone..!

well...

this Blur attitude bring me alot of problem..
i always forgot to bring homework...
or ....forgot to pass up when i came in class late..
and every time the work is complete in home..
sometime is very embarrass whenyou are the only one who din pass up...
work is done but forgot to bring....
"wat a stupid excuse..."
i know..
this wat others think..
and teacher say .
"since u r not 3 years old kid....u should remember it..."
i know wat u think even u r smilling to me when said it...
you never believe that i am completing the work..
i am not FOOL..

well ..lets check it out wat i always forgot to bring in daily life..
TOP 10 RANKING

1 name tag
2 homework
3 blank A4 paper for work
4 pen
5 walllet
6 tie
7 Things that promise to bring to others
8 text book
9 watches
10 books
there are many more that i not list out here...
i am try to be alert..
now some ways are seems to work...
when i put some important thing into my wallet ..
i never forgot to bring it or tosss it into my washing mechine togother with my cloth...
but just walllet

actually..
i prefer to finish my work at the moment..
but i seems to forgot and only remember at last minutes..
i had found no excuse to me to forgot ..
but i keep on forgoting...

well... time to stop writting.
not the story end..
but ...just... suddenly...
i remember i forgot to do my PA work!!!!OMG!!!!!