Mr . KLF

路人甲。。。
无论多努力。。
都只能是个路人甲。。
怎么尽力。。
都无法披上华衣。。
只能默默的站在角落。。
看着别人品尝着幸福的果实。。
因为。。
他只是渺小的路人甲。。。
非常渺小的路人甲。。。

Stories in bus

well , all these stories start when a MAN decide to attend tuition class at KL..

first of all..i will like to mention here.
i never against any races..
all the story is just an individual cases..

the bus is full of people ..
every one is rushing into de bus..
i have a very .....
i will like to say ..
STRATEGIC position
i wake by some environmental factor.
not too noisy.
but..
i am very sensitive when something approaching my nosetril..
especially that is someone hairs..
opss..
i means hairs from armpit..
thank you aunt....
thanks for waking me up..


WArNIng : check your armpit before taking your hand up.. especially in the bus






Again.. many people in the bus
people are searching for seat
well ..i am surrounded by 6 indian ladies..
with big breast
extra big..
but
if they knock de wall with body straight..
i think their belly will hit de wall before their breast.
well along my journey
i am keep on hiting by their breast and butt..
SUFFER....
how came they din realise..


anyway i think i will be very safe when accident happen that time...


i have 6 airbag ^^





i have a seat beside the second door..
haha best seat with air con ^^
suddenly i saw a pregnant women with dozens of plastic bag..
standing there ..
omg..
so cham..
as a GENTLEMAN with kind heart and caring personality
i offer my place..
happy ending rite?

nono
story haven end..
disaster start when she start the conversation with me..
when i said : you pregnant ma.sure very tired to standing there ..^^
smiling somemore

luckily..there are just few min before my destination..
i run down from bus without turning my face back..
joker in bus run for his live...



i am not pregnant .... she said =.=